baseball heaven?
There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
I can do better than this!
|What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!
blonde and the bowling ball
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A1: You can...
Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?
Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?I used to wonder why, but now...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Madonna, Britney and Christina
Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are...
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
Ice cream flavor galore
|A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira’s ice cream shop in...