Father
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer...
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
Ghosts and the Ricki Lake Show
One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts. Before the show,...
Dog jokes 01
|Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can’t bury them...
How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
If Dear Abby Was A Man…
If Dear Abby Was A Man…Q: My fiance still has feelings for his old...
Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...