Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Persistency Act
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night…
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night.The bride rolled over...
The bum on a street
|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”...
Yogi Bear
Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another...
Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor…
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor. She tells the doctor “Big...
An anti-bat spray
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, “Ya...