I cannot find a cause for your illness…
“I can’t find a cause for your illness,” the doctor said. “Frankly, I think...
Stupid Insults 16/31
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His...
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
Taste Test
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons...
The Stub
An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached...
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...
There were two cows in a paddock…
There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass....
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.