your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
A blind man in a store
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of...
Perfect Day
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What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde?
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Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...
little girl walks into the bathroom…
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her older sister just come...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
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My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
Useful work phrases
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Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The...