Just Before I Die
Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles...
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
Squirrels
Two guys decide to go on a hunting trip. When there friend hears about...
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?SparkySent...
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...
Real classified ads 01
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Super Long Classic!
Dear Tech Support:I am writing this letter as a last resort. Last year I...