The Dirty Old Man…
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl...
Which PMS Medicine Bottle?
How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?It’s the one with bite...
Laws Of Work
The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time, the last 10%...
Ding! Ding!
A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a...
‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
Jewish view on when life begins
Jewish view on when life begins: There’s a big controversyon when life begins. In...
Japanese
Why are the so smart? They don?t have any blondes.
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
Wedding Tragedy
What is a wedding tragedy?To marry a man for love, and then find out...