Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
There is 2 fags walking down the beach…
There is 2 fags walking down the beach. They are holding hands andkicking the...
True Lawyer Statements
Amazing and true lawyer statements. Lawyers typically aren?t funny ? unless by accident. Case...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
AL GORE I am!
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we...
Tyson Excuses!
The top 10 reasons for Mike Tyson biting Evander Holyfield’s ear:10. Got a little...
Who’s Fishing?
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her...
Think you’re having a bad day!
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