Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto
One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert...
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....
Dear Agony Aunt
Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced...
Blondes and Beer In Hell
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room...
Jesus and the Robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, “Jesus...
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up…
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up. While...
A couple of geezers were sitting…
A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga...
Me Too
The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, “Hi honey, look, I’ve...