Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into…
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas...
Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...
Genie
One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle,...
The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad…
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an...
Preserving the Egg of Life
Preserving the Egg of LifeObviously, Football is a syndrome of religious rites symbolizing thestruggle...
An Orgasmic Problem
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....