Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Cold Bikers
Once, there were two bikers driving down the highway on a cold afternoon.”Man! commented...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
Tuns of Puns! Part V
What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won’t eat broccoli.What’s the difference between...
Researching this insect
|A prominent Polish scientist conducted very important experiment. He trained a flea to jump...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
On the Beach
There is this guy who really takes care of his body. He lifts weights...
Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
Have you ever tried worm pie?
|What’s the difference between a worm and an apple?Have you ever tried worm pie?