Business one-liners 01
|A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and...
He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
This is bad…real bad!
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Three Proof That Jesus Was…
Three Proofs that Jesus was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived...
Bad advice 2
Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend...