So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
Confessing To Extramarital Affairs
There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says...
Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
Difference Between Men and Women
1. A man will pay 2 dollars for a 1 dollar item he wants....
slugs leave a trail
|How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on...
Marital Sex
While making love to his wife, Carl discovered he couldn’t enjoy it. Though they...
Eight Times A Virgin
A Marketing Manager got married to a woman who had previously been married eight...