Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
Better Than Pork
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
Doing the job right
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.Doing the job WRONG...
The funeral!
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down...
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
Brunette’s Mating Call
Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call?A: Has that blonde gone yet?A2: When is that...
Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
Halls of Justice
|A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn’t start. He called a...
Gay Jewish Person
What do you call a gay Jewish person? A He-Blew!