When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
Bush’s Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...
How I got my name?
A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on...
A sign
WE DON’T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Things not to say during sex!
Things Not To Say During SexGirls shouldn’t say:You woke me up for that? Do...
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays...