Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
Dentist
Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to...
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
The Chicken and The Egg
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking...
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars…
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they...
Making Cakes
A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...
Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...