Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...
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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...
Bees pay you a visit
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore crash
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now...
Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach…
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly awasp buzzes into...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
Age difference
What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At...