Inventions By Blondes
Inventions by Blondes…1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flashlights...
Four married guys go golfing…
Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the followingconversation took place:First Guy:...
Taking It With You
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?
Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?The inventor died and...
She was so blond…
She was so blond, she thought Boys II Men was a daycare center.
Unpaid parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Gates Vs GM
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the…
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin...
Lawrence Of Poland
Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland
Why are you yelling that?
|A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room,...