If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
Paddy
I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me...
Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
Friend of the Groom?
An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding....
The bronze statues
|A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Great Job
A guy came home to his wife and said to her: “Guess what? I’ve...
Harrassment
A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
How It All Began…
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of...
The Ring
A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago. At her wedding,...