Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
Those pesky mini-skirts
In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was...
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VIII
Stacking Strategy. It is not enough to pile lots ofdocuments on the table. Put...
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
Questions and Answers!
Q: What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A...
Don’t Be Sexist!
Don’t be sexist. Broads hate that!
Glass of water.
Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass...
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.