The doctor took Bill into the room and said…
The doctor took Bill into the room and said,”Bill, I have some good news...
Products we could do without!
Fingernail Clippers:That’s why we have teeth.Makeup That is Tattooed on:You might love that green...
Filling in for St. Peter
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate...
Best For Dinner
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations.
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having…
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were havingtrouble picking suitable...
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire…
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask...
Nothing changed
On the eve of the couple’s tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
Payback IS a Bit….
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...