Accountant in Heaven
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Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...
Mickey Moose!
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Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?Never mind...
A Message For The Manager
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?
What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?A canoe tips…..Sent by deadcatz
A drill instructor at Airborne school was…
A drill instructor at Airborne school was lecturing a groupof new troops on making...
Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...
The Zen Master is visiting New York City…
The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to...