Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Have you ever smelled moth balls? – How did you get their little legs...
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe…it doen’t matter, it’s not going...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
A new statue for the bedroom
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...
Proof That Santa Doesn’t Exist – For Nerds!
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since...
The Lion
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on...
Dating Terms
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT – what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely...