Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...
A young girl is speaking with her father…
A young girl is speaking with her father.”Daddy, what’s that between your legs?”"That’s my...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
Not So Dumb
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
A Lawyer Died
A lawyer died. At the same moment, the Pope also died. They arrived at...
A few way to handle stress!
Stressed out…try some of these relaxing tidbits 1. Jam tiny marshmallows up your nose...