Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
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A woman visits her physician…
A woman visits her physician. After waiting for a while it’s finally her turn....
Holmes investigation
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On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up...
Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost...
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A brunette was walking on the railroad tracks saying, “21…21….21….” when a blonde jumped...
Choo-Choo!
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A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...