Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while...
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you...
Real advertisements 01
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Lost:...
The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says…
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says to...
The Blonde at a Bar
A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Feeling Sorry For Him
Two girls are having coffee when one notices that the other girl seems troubled...
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...