What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA
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Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the...
Kids In College
One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife...
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
The definition of kinky sex
I’m not saying that my wife was naive when we got married, but… she...
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...