Not Just Sex
They say that men only think about sex. That’s not exactly true.They also care...
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
Really Corny
That was Zen, this is Tao.
If you love something …
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways...
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
The two condoms…
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says…”You...
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
The cat’s chalkboard assignments
|In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of...
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!