The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
Movie Cliches
Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions...
Broken Commandmants
Newly assigned officers at Norfolk Naval Air Station here in Virginia are quite often...
New Antibiotic
At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has...
Blonde and the Postman
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying...
GRAND CANYON
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT...
What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets...
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...