Suspense!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
No symptoms
Doctor, the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it...
Urine Resample
A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being...
Tax On Sale
A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can...
So you don not know Jack Schitt…
So you don’t know Jack Schitt He’s the only son of Awh Schitt and...
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
Top 10 Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea. 9. Screwed up computers...
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
Dealing with criminals
|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was...