My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
Guess what?
Guess what? You’re pregnant!
It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...
Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?You don’t realise how much...
On the porch
Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. “Bet you can’t guess...
Last Wish
Lying in the hospital bed, the dying man began to flail about and make...
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?He has...