Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
A guy was driving home one evening…
A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is...
Kids Thoughts!
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After...
Kids at the Wedding
|At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
Equation of earnings
|The EquationEngineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...