The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God’s way of reminding men how inadequate they...
Supermarket Cart
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart...
A Rainbow of Devotion
A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Jew, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a...
Improving fry cooking time
|In January 1994, ‘The Economist’ magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel...
Auto Light
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...
Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...
What is the loose skin around the pussy called?
What is the loose skin around the pussy called? -The woman.
Didn’t make the cut…
A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...