Saving the situation
After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing...
What Happiness!
The friends of the bride decided to give the newlyweds a tape recording of...
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
These two guys had just gotten divorces…
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have...
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
How do they do it?
How do Amish teenage boys find their sheep in tall grass?Most satisfactory!
Public school dangers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...