You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
Recount Demanded by New York Mets
RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) –The New York Mets announced today that they...
Give him an orange
|One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students,...
Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
The Russian who made a wish.
A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Two men went to the desert for a vacation…
Two men went to the desert for a vacation. They rented a camel and...