What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
Athletic Sperm
Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a...
This is bad…real bad!
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
Light Bulb Jokes Galore!
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?...
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...
Jesus’s Ethnicity
Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived at...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...