Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
Good morning ladies…
This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said”Good morning ladies..”
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...
Two Irish Men in A bar
There were Two guys at a bar. They were making small talk and realized...
Blonde Mechanics
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked...
Fur Fortune
Mike and Bill, are hanging out in the lone bar in a one-horse town...