Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...
Blonde male
A bronzed, blonde male surfer type was visiting Boston to attend a friend’s wedding....
The last laugh!
Several years ago, after having Japanese executives from the automotive industry tour a Ford...
The Chicken and The Egg
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking...
What Can I Get?
A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the...
Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...
Lessons from Noah\’s Ark
Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600...
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City…
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a...
What is the difference between a hockey game…
What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion? At...
Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...