Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
After a Tonsilectomy?
After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed...
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them…
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them....
He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...
Abe Lincoln
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Bring some more ammo
|The company commander saw the results of Private Gibbson’s Firing exercise and his face...
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme? Hump me dump me
He shouldn’t have asked!
MR. SMITH got himself a new secretary.She was young, sweet and pretty.One day, while...