Why don’t Blondes…?
Q: Why don’t Blondes use vibrators anymore?A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!
Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
I just managed to settle an account!
|A young attorney who had taken over his father?s practice rushed home elated one...
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene…
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene that indicated great skill...
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when…
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them,...
oh-oh…whole page of women jokes!
Q. Why did God give man a penis?A. So we’d have at least one...
A farmer walked into an attorney office…
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney...
Polish Girl Does Tradein
Did you hear about the Polish girl who tried to trade her menstrual cycle...
Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...