Impressing a Woman/Man
How To Impress a Woman:Compliment her Cuddle her Kiss her Tease her Comfort her...
Naughty Kids…
Q…What do you call children who are raised in those naughty houses of ill-repute?A…Brothel...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Barbie and G.I. Joe
Barbie and G.I. Joe A little girl is in line to see Santa. When...
Off To Barcelona
A psychiatrist on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients...
How do I get across that river?
|A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river....
Kidneys for Brains
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had...
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power...
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...