George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
Learn it by listening
|Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
What do you call a man that marries another man?
What do you call a man that marries another man?A minister
At The Pearly Gates
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Cock fights
How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters...
How To Get A Man To Leave
How do you get a man to leave when you want?Ask him about his...
In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man…
In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who hadbeen...