Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
Dad, can you write in the dark?
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
You might be a redneck if… reunion
The highlight of your family reunion was your sister’s nude dancing debut.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
Helen Keller
Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall.
Men are like…
Men are like…Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great...
Preparation for Parenthood
Preparation for ParenthoodPreparation for parenthood is not just a matter of reading books anddecorating...
Polish National Library
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...