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What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
The Frog Scientist
There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond...
‘Please cheese me’!
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Not the Sexiest Man Alive
From David Letterman – Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You’re Not The Sexiest...
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...
Kids Thoughts!
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which...
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The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new…
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!