The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique…
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique didn’t batan eye when the customer...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
Bullfrog Does Oral Sex
An attractive woman entered a pet shop. When the clerk offered assistance, she explained...
CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God’s way of reminding men how inadequate they...
Weighing In – 2
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEP ON DA SCALE IT SAYS TO BE...
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
Affairs With Men
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?A: She kept having affairs with men!
Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
Keeps Her Youth
How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!
In the beginning…
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his...