If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend…
Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: “Don’t...
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis…
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis. She was driving down the...
Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...
Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? A. When you...
Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...