Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a...
Giddy-up
A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts...
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live...
Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
Life Science Final Exam
The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life scienceclassroom staring at a question...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips...
Family Jewels
Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in...
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...