Fish jokes 02
|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a...
Police chief hates you
|Ten Signs The Police Chief Hates You10. He sends you on drug raids….alone.9. He...
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
The carburettor
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...
Your very first time!
It’s your first time.As you lie back your muscles tighten.You put him off for...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall…
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman...
Scent makes you gamble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...