Custer’s Last Thoughts
The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General...
Knock Knock Jokes 17
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ankara! Ankara who? Ankara went off the cliff! Knock Knock...
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
Philly Cops
Two men are driving through Philadelphia when they get pulled over by a Highway...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
By definition
A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
Credit Card Commercial That Never Was
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and...
Playing With Vibrator
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in...