What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
Flavoured condoms
I recently tried some of these new ‘flavoured’ condoms. I bought one of each...
Women Drivers!
Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my...
Your hair smells nice
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
Bubble and squeak!
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Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...
Eucalyptus Road
Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send...
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking…
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking. They hiked all day long andthen, having...