What did God say after creating man?
What did God say after creating man? “I can do better”
Clinton To Die
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls…
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local...
Historic Custer battle
|The following are supposedly true headlines that have appeared in papers during the war.Some...
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting…
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date....
THEY SAY THOSE THINGS WILL KILL YOU
|Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless....