The work qualification test
|Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An...
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man…
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.He says to her, “What’s...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
Three Times?
An old man of 70 married a young girl of18. When they got into...
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
Osama Cave Memo
Osama Cave Memo===============Hi guys. We’ve all been putting in long hours, but we’ve really...